Cyclebreakers: Hormonal Sabbatical
OCTOBER 2–5 | MEXICO CITY
A biohacking retreat for high-performing women who are burnt out—and done with performative wellness.
The reset your hormones, nervous system, and ambition have been asking for.
About the Cyclebreakers Sabbatical
This isn’t your average wellness retreat.
It’s a full-spectrum reset for high-performing women who are doing it all—and paying the price.
Because wellness was never made for women like us—and we’re flipping the script.
Hormones out of whack? Energy tanking? Burnout on loop? This is your sign.
If you're riding the burnout cycle harder than your actual cycle—we built this for you.
A phase-aligned, nervous-system-calming itinerary. Think: mayan massages, chiropractic adjustments, acupuncture, slow dinners, and somatic moments—not just breath work and journaling.
Designed at the intersection of hormonal health, nervous system healing, and life strategy, Cyclebreakers is where women stop outsourcing their power and start designing lives that work with their biology, not against it.
It’s not just breathwork and bone broth.
It’s hormone labs, 1:1 time with a world-class practitioner, and a toolbox you’ll actually use when you’re back in the chaos of real life.
And because real healing includes joy—it’s also art, mezcal tastings, slow dinners, vintage markets, and city exploration. Because this isn’t about escape. It’s about expansion.
You’ll leave stronger. Calmer. More you than you’ve felt in years.
Why Cyclebreakers Works
This is a functional medicine-powered sabbatical designed for the woman who leads, builds, and holds it all—until her health starts to crack.
Hosted in a private design sanctuary in Mexico City, every detail is tailored for your biology, your pleasure, and your restoration—with data, ritual, and high-touch hospitality guiding the experience.
What’s Included:
Before You Arrive
Pre-retreat lab work (covered by your insurance)
Functional consult with Dr. G + custom hormonal blueprint
Optional adrenal testing (add-on out of pocket)
On the Ground
Mayan abdominal massage for womb and hormone flow
Acupuncture + chiropractic reset
Hormone-aligned meals through an Ayurvedic lense
Daily movement + breathwork
Education on hormone health, perimenopause, burnout + biohacking
Temazcal or limpia ceremony with a Mayan healer
Rooftop hangs + cultural tours (local artists)
Dinner at a Michelin-recognized restaurant
Luxury ritual gift bag with tools you’ll actually use
What You Leave With
A personalized post-retreat hormone protocol
A 30-day gut + detox smoothie program
A deeper understanding of your cycle and symptoms, and power
Measurable results that recalibrate your body, unlock your ambition, and elevate your leadership
This is biohacking with cultural roots, ritual with receipts, and luxury with lasting results.
Who This Is For:
C-Suite baddies, founders, creatives, and caregivers with thriving careers—and crashing bodies
Women navigating burnout, perimenopause, PCOS, anxiety, or hormonal shifts
Leaders who want strategy, science, and soul—not more supplements they’ll never take
Women ready to reclaim pleasure, energy, and performance—without checking out of life.
Your Dream Team
Meet Your Hosts:
Michelle Desouza
Founder of Same Skin & Cyclebreakers | Women’s Performance & Hormonal Health Strategist
After 14 years in corporate aviation—burnt out, over-caffeinated, and fighting her own body—she learned the hard way that you can’t build an empire on empty.
Now, she helps high-performing women turn their cycles into strategy, reclaim their energy, and lead with clarity and power.
Your cycle is your compass.
This sabbatical is the map to high-performance living. Because without your health, the hustle means nothing.
Dr. G
Functional Medicine Expert
A licensed Naturopath, Chiropractor, Acupuncturist, and Massage Therapist with 35+ years of experience—including years spent touring with global rockstars. She is now touring with Cyclebreakers, offering personalized, clinically-informed care that blends modern diagnostics with ancient healing wisdom.
What to Expect:
A personalized hormone protocol
1:1 functional medicine consultation
Meals engineered for hormonal optimization and metabolic upgrade.
Drawing from Michelle’s global culinary lens—rooted in her Indian heritage, life in New York, and international travels—every dish is intentional. Designed to stabilize blood sugar, reduce inflammation, and support hormonal balance, each meal turns nourishment into strategy and pleasure into medicine.
Nervous system regulation through breath, cold exposure, and somatics
Ancestral rituals + city exploration
Deep rest, cultural immersion, and creative reconnection
You’ll leave with more than answers.
You’ll leave with your new operating system.
The Hotel
A hidden, family-owned sanctuary tucked into the quiet, art-filled corners of Mexico City. Every detail is curated for nourishment—every meal, bed, and space designed for intentional healing.
The property is co-owned by a holistic nutritionist. The rest? You’ll feel when you arrive.
Tickets
**Limited to 10 women max**
Your investment includes:
4 days / 3 nights at a design-forward boutique hotel in the heart of Polanco
All treatments, labs review, workshops, and curated cultural experiences
Breakfasts designed by a holistic nutritionist to support hormone health
Lunches at the hotel + curated dinner in CDMX
Flights, blood/adrenal testing, and local transport not included
Full Rate: $6,250
Burned-Out Baddie Rate:
$6,250
Secure your spot with a $995 deposit | Flexible payment plans available ($1,500/month)
Why We’re Different
There are no branded powders or generic schedules here.
This is not mass-market wellness.
This is bio-individual, ancestral, luxurious recalibration.
Because your hormones deserve more than guesswork.
FAQs
No. This is for any woman who feels off, exhausted, or disconnected from herself.
Not at all. This is grounded in real science—just delivered beautifully.
Yes. You’ll receive a test kit pre-arrival. Your experience is based on real results.
Yes. Most women do.
Absolutely. Our space is built on radical inclusivity, safety, and belonging.
Ready to Reset?
We are only accepting 10 women for this sabbatical.
Because real healing requires intimacy, not crowds.
Apply now.
Come home to your body.
Leave with your power.
(10 spots. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.)